Chunky Cinnamon Rock Slugs

I wanted to make a special breakfast on a weekday for my girls as my service to all of them. Here is how it went this morning:

5:35 am - alarm goes off. I need to get up early enough to make the cinnamon rolls from scratch.
5:50 am - actually get out of bed and get ready for the day.
6:10 am - close all the bedroom doors to try to soften any sounds I might make in the kitchen.
6:12 am - Sydnee scares the snot out of me by opening the pantry door to get her cereal out. I tell her it's too early for her to get up.
6:12:05 - Sydnee starts crying because I said it was too early for her to get up.
6:13 am - pouring cereal for Sydnee while mixing yeast, sugar and salt in warm water.
6:15 am - begin kneeding the dough. Realize I picked the dough recipe that needs to rise for at least 30 minutes instead of the one that only needs 10 minutes.
6:16 am - Sydnee asks why it's so dark outside.
6:20 am - put the dough in the garage (warmest place in the house) to rise.
6:22 am - get out bread to make a sandwich for lunch. Put mustard on and think of getting the baking pan ready.
6:23 am - very carefully and slowly remove the pan on the bottom of all the other glass pans.
6:24 am - the small glass pans topple over making the loudest sound I possibly can.
6:25 am - Ava comes into the kitchen and wants breakfast.
6:27 am - finished prepping the glass pan. Sydnee asks Ava what's wrong with her nose; Ava says, "nothing."
6:28 am - get out lunch meat and cheese. Sydnee asks Ava what's wrong with her nose again. Ava says, "nothing," again.
6:30 am - decide I should make orange juice. I get out a can from the freezer and happen to look at the girls. There is something strange about Ava's nose.
6:31 am - closer inspection shows Ava's nose has been bleeding but was dry. I tell her to wash her face in the bathroom. When she gets up from her chair, I find dried blood all the way up and down her left arm.
6:32 am - passing the girls' bedroom, I check her bed and find a pool of blood about the size of a salad plate on the corner of her pillow and sheet.
6:33 am - get Ava started on cleaning herself. I remove the sheets from her bed and pillow (with the pillow case Lindsey bought last week). Ava starts crying. Sydnee asks for a drink.
6:34 am - Ava has trouble getting the blood off so I help her.
6:38 am - put bedding into washer.
6:40 am - get dough out of the garage.
6:41 am - roll out the dough, put on butter, cinnamon and sugar. Ava asks for a drink. Sydnee says I forgot to get her drink.
6:43 am - roll the dough into a log and begin slicing it. Realize I didn't make the dough thin enough.
6:45 am - put pan in oven to bake for 15 minutes (I have to leave for work at 7:00).
6:46 am - fix a bowl of cereal for myself. Realize my service would be useless if I left the kitchen a mess. Begin emptying the dishwasher. The girls ask for a drink.
6:47 am - start making orange juice. The girls ask if they can stir it. I let them stir it at the table. Eat some cereal.
6:49 am - finish the bottom rack of the dishwasher. Eat some cereal. Pour the girls some juice. Ava says she's tired. I suggest she lay down.
6:52 am - finish the top rack. Eat some cereal.
6:57 am - finish putting dirty dishes in the dishwasher. Eat some cereal. Turn around and find two pieces of bread on the counter with just mustard. Sydnee gets into bed with Lindsey.
7:00 am - throw my lunch together. Check on the rolls. Because the dough wasn't thin enough, they didn't roll very well. They unrolled and are shaped like giant slugs. Not ready yet.
7:01 am - go to my bedroom. I hear Ava whimpering from the living room.
7:02 am - go get Ava and bring her into the bedroom with Lindsey and Sydnee.
7:03 am - brush my teeth and put on shoes and socks.
7:05 am - family prayer together.
7:06 am - kiss everyone goodbye. Go into the kitchen.
7:08 am - pull rolls out of the oven. Check the make sure they're done. They are hard as rocks.
7:10 am - Lindsey comes in to see why I haven't left yet. I'm still putting the cream cheese icing on that I had made the night before. Now everyone has seen my surprise.
7:12 am - another quick goodbye.
7:14 am - I'm in the car and find icing on my fingers. I lick it. It's really good. Wait. I can taste chunks of cream cheese.
7:15 am - backing out of the driveway while the girls are waving good bye and blowing kisses. I wonder if I make yummy cinnamon rock slugs with chunky cream cheese icing.